Bogi

Ken: Sorry, did you say you come from Hawaii or Havaii?
Patel: Havaii.
Ken: Thanks.
Patel: You are Velcome!

Sophi: I wonder why you men keep on looking on that girl?
Bogi: Why, she has got a nice figure and face!
Sophi: But take away figure and face what have you got?
Bogi: You!
(note:sophi is bogi's wife)

Esther: why has it taken you too long to give a shilling to that begger?
Sophi: it took me even longer to get it from Bogi!!!
(esther is bogi's sister, sophi is bogi's wife)

mechanic: (after repairing bogi's car) the cost is 1,000/=
bogi: why 1,000/= while you have only touched a wire?
mechanic: o.k. 100/= for touching a wire and 900/= for knowing which wire to touch!

partly from bogi-benda cartoons(by james tumusiime).